The Fugitive's Secret Passageway

Mommy is so mean. She is so mean and sooooo stupid!! How come when I always wanna play video games she says no. I never get to play Super Mario Brothers 3! Ever!

I don't wanna go to Grandma and Grandpa's house again. They don't have anythign to do there. Their toys are soooo stupid and I want to play Nintendo! I had to wait all day before coming home from school to play Mario. Yesterday I made it to the last level. Today I was going to beat it! It's not fair!!! I'm NOT going! I'm not going to Grandma and Grandpa's!

I'm just going to stay here. I love the secret passageway. It's so cool, and fun, and nobody can find me in my super secret spy spot. They can't find me here. The secret passageway is my pathway from the front yard to the back yard and is my special area on the side of the house. There are some bushes running along side my house and some trees next to our neighbor's house so I have this cool lair, sort of like the Ninja Turtles have, except not in the sewers and with less pizza and weapons and stuff.

But I do have weapons here. Well not really weapons like swords, but i have some paint mixers from Grandpa's house that work just as good as a sword. And I have the weather predictor that I made using a stick and some leaves to make a thing like the farmers have on their barn that tells you the way the wind is blowing.

In the winter the secret passageway is really cool because you can sled in it. It is on a little hill and you go over tree roots and stuff and its awesome for jumps. You can't go too fast though or you'll go into the woods and down a really steep dangerous hill, which mommy doesn't like very much.

I wonder if I should go inside. I have to poop. I really don't want to go to Grandma and Grandpa's.

My favorite thing in the secret passageway is the bucking bronco. When Julie gets on it always bucks really hard. One time it bucked so and she fell off and went and told on me. My mom told me quit shaking the log and hurting your sister. And I had to tell her it wasn't me, it was Rodney who bucked her off. Then she asked me who Rodney was, so I told her Rodney is the bucking bronco's name. So then she told me she didn't care what the bronco's name was, just stop shaking the log or she'll give me a spanking. Its not my fault Rodney doesnt like Julie!

The other thing I have in the secret passageway is the super secret spy spot that I am hiding in now. I think mommy is looking for me now. She won't be able to find me here though. This bush is hidden behind three other bushes and I have to crawl to get into the tiny spot. I have a little tunnel to view out of it though through a hole in the side of the bush like a telescope on a submarine.

My tummy hurts. I think I might go inside soon. I hope mommy isn't mad at me. I saw through the telescope that was looking for me. I wonder where she thinks I went.

Wow a car pulled up and I think it's a police officer! I wonder what happend? I better go see whats going on.